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Today is Friday, Sept 28

Opportunities always look bigger going 
than coming.
--anon

A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as 
tall as yours.
--anon
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, Joe was interrupted by a little girl 
about six years old. Looking up and down at his 
uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" 
"Yes," he answered and continued writing the report. 
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the 
police. Is that right?" 
"Yes, that's right," Joe told her. 
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot 
towards him, "would you please tie my shoe?"

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A man was telling a friend about a nudist party he'd 
been invited to. "I rang the bell and the nudist butler 
opened the door." he stated.
His friend interrupted, "How did you know it was the 
butler?" 
"Well, he answered smoothly, I could tell right away 
that it wasn't the maid."
	
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Something of interest to the two thousand or so 
subscribers who are homeschooling thir kids and 
who always get questioned why they are doing that:

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, 
5243 Illinois teachers failed 24 out of 25 
teacher competency tests, many of the tests 
being at the eighth and ninth grade level.
Chicago Sun-Times 6-Sep-01 
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-main06.html

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"So, you don't know how fast you were going. 
I guess that means I can write anything I want on the 
ticket, huh?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you 
not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket just 
like this one."

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Thanks to World Traveller Anita, some funny signs:

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: 
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO 
SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING 
BEHAVIOURS IN BED. 

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: 
 
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO 
HOPE FOR. 

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Well, , that's all for today. 
have FUN ! 
Dear Webby

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